that’s it! that’s the worst thing you can say! feel how you feel right now? violated. that joke changes your core temperature. the feeling of hearing that joke is the feeling of getting hit in the face with a living lobster. that’s what that joke feels like. and everyone falls for it, i don’t care how smart you are.
(Source: lockes, via ssmeerkat)
7:03 pm • 6 March 2014 • 1,276 notes
Gino Iannucci - Nollie 270 back tail, steeze for days.
9:59 pm • 5 March 2014 • 234 notes
They took out the part where his friend tosses his board like he was saying “I’m done I quit this shit bye”
9:30 pm • 5 March 2014 • 315 notes
“A motion to adjourn is always in order.”
— Robert A. Heinlein. (via quotedojo)
9:26 pm • 5 March 2014 • 5 notes
How To Read A 223-Page Novel In Just 77 Minutes
Spritz is a company that makes a speed-reading technology which allows you to get through a mass of text, reading every word, in a fraction of the time it would take if you were turning the pages of a book or swiping through a Kindle.
The basis of Spritz concept is that much of the time spend reading is “wasted” on moving your eyes from side to side, from one word to the next. By flashing the words quickly, one after the other, all in the same place, eye movement is reduced almost to zero. All that’s left is the time you take to process the word before the next one appears.
The company is selling licenses for other companies who might want to use the technology in operating systems, applications, wearables, and websites. Obviously, the tiny screen of a smart watch instantly springs to mind.
But the real revelation of Spritz is in trying it yourself.
(Source: noarmycanstopanidea.com, via kylesbogusjourney)
8:21 pm • 5 March 2014 • 79,227 notes